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  • Deviant for 9 years
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My Bio



John's physical appearance could be described as a kid with black messy hair, though it has been revealed that he gels it to look that way. He has an obvious nerdy look about him, a trait he may have inherited from his bucktoothed grandmother (Who actually turns out to be genetically his mother, while his adoptive father is actually his half-brother). His outfit usually consists of a white shirt with a picture of what appears to be Slimer from Ghostbusters but is in fact a Japanese knock-off, shorts and a belt, and black sneakers. He wears a pair of rectangular glasses.

→ likes ;
bad / old movies, friends, paranormal lore, old folktalks, pranks
baked goods, peanuts, harlequins
; dislikes ←
→ appearance ; black messy hair, blue eyes, pale skin, bucktooth smile, slim
; personality ←
nerdy, goofball, sweetheart, makes bad jokes, loves pranks, passive, can be rude and aggressive

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comment here please for any ooc/rp(s) !! any outer-comments will be hidden without notice. please do not thank me for; watches, favorites, etc cause it's a waste of thing i do.
- please no rape.
- no god-modding/god-powering
- please do not rush me for replies ( please , it's rude. )
- i guess spamming me is okay ??
- no killing my muse.
- smut/gore will always go to notes.
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[sugarsugar] omg precious John!! aaa thank you for the watch ; v ;


Hey Asshole, See the Sun is Shining, But You're not Smiling.
Why hello there <wiggles eyebrows>


/cups hands around mouth
/deep breath in
johns a nerd and he unintentionally sways his hips all sassy when he walks
also you can smell the shit filling his conspiracy theories from two hectares away !
txt it !!
/ le gasp
/ then rolls his eyes and crosses his arms
/ small sigh
wow dave, that's super nice of you to say !
absolutely do love what you said about me , buddy !
me having the sassy hip swaying when i walked , and shit you said.
it's also extremely great seeing you here , dave. again.
/ pats his shoulder gently
/(: 
/raises both arms in a super exaggerated shrug 
/like hey what do u expect
you know me always taking your well-being into fond consideration
making the nerds self-aware one delicate step at a time
dont mind mind me john im just filling in the reserved best bro seat, ill be hanging around for a while
exclusively just for the free food and prosperity
" john. "

/ standing in his bedroom window
/ its nighttime whoops

/ moon is shining
/ her freckles and markings are glowing

" can i come in?? "

/ she has cuts and bruises on her arms and chest